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February 25th, 2010


chaos5023
04:04 pm - Discordian Quotes web site
Just in case anybody should drop by and, y'know, care, there happens to be a Discordian Quotes web site now. The file that good ol' kbuxton posted an instance of, in the sidebar over there, continued to grow to epic proportions, and eventually became said site.

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March 21st, 2006


half_cockedgirl
02:27 pm - the Libertines
Pete (July 2003) --- I got bitten last night actually. Just some bloke bit me. I wasn't doing anything and he just bit me. I was in a public telephone box in the centre of London and some fella came up and started biting me. Nah, I didn't bite him back. I hit him with a telephone, right on the hooter and it exploded like a ripe tomato.Collapse )
Current Mood: happyhappy
Current Music: Albion ~ The Libertines

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December 15th, 2005


periazhad
01:15 am - fanfiction!
asked by alyssa on Dec 13 2005 3:54PM

Pete-are you guys friends with the band From First to Last? because i seen a picture of Andy and Sonny Moore kissing.

answered by peterpenguin on Dec 13 2005 6:36PM

we were friends but then andy and sonny dated it got weird cause sonny had a thing with bert from the used. so they just had sex on the side. but sonny wanted more so he started dating matt good. at least thats what the fan fiction i read said.

*is dead from the laughing*

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December 12th, 2005


periazhad
08:52 pm
Alex : Why are you helping me?
Izzy : Because it's what FRICKING JESUS WOULD HAVE DONE!

Spike: [as Rachel] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
[as Angel] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. *Rachel reaches out to touch him* No, not the hair! Never the hair!
[as Rachel] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
[as Angel] No, helping those in need's my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
[as Rachel] I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so...
[as Angel] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away."

Kate: Supervisor Caffrey shot himself?
Spivey: It happens.
Kate: In the back of the head? Wrapped himself in plastic? And he locked himself in the trunk of his car?
Spivey: He'd been depressed.

*upon entering Wolfram and Hart* Gunn: Woo-hoo!! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe 'em. But damn, here it is! Evil white folks really do have a mecca.

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half_cockedgirl
08:05 pm - Donnie Darko
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 12-12-05



Cellar door

Oh, please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Frank was here, went to get beer

I once had an extended sexual fantasy involving Mr. Rogers.

That's what's so illogical about being a Smurf. I mean, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Hey, Porky Pig, I hope you get molested.

Girl #1: They said the boys locker room was flooded, and they found feces everywhere
Girl #2: What's feces?
Girl #1: Baby mice

What's a fuck-ass?

Yeah, and right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us...
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Goodbye Love ~ RENT!

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half_cockedgirl
07:46 pm - Updating School Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 12-12-05
category: senior quotes


Why is your shirt so smooth? What are you? A carrot?Collapse )
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines ~P!ATD

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November 28th, 2005


periazhad
11:41 pm

George Bernard Shaw Collapse )

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November 20th, 2005


periazhad
01:04 am
When I was little we had a peeping tom in our neighborhood that would terrorize everyone. One night a bunch of the families gathered at one house waiting for him, and when he came around peeping, all the moms chased him down with frying pans, baseball bats, whatever they could find and beat the crap out of him. In their nightgowns to boot! He never came back. =)

npeezle
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periazhad
12:48 am - fanfic
The boy is tall, blond and devastating cancer!

'Right. 'Levi's.' Like that's a word.'
He'd said the same thing about 'morals' yesterday.

'If your father instructed you to grovel in the dirt before your master, you would...?'
'In my new clothes? Sod off!'
'If instructed to perform a rite of darkness, you would...?'
'Forget all about it and wander off for a drink. I don't do responsibility.'
'Your approach to the Dark Mark would be...?'
'Oh, so tacky and unappealing. Can't evil be tasteful, I ask you? Not to mention, well, is this person evil? Let's check out the whacking big mark on their arm. Wicked inconspicuous, I don't think. Call themselves Slytherins! Ha!'
'This bit is important,' Harry said urgently. 'If instructed to cut off your hand in Voldemort's dark service...'
'Disfigure myself, Potter? You sick, sick bastard!'

Must think. Must plot.
Item One: Human again. That's good. That's definitely good.
Item Two: In Gryffindor tower. Bad, bad, bad. Even worse.
Item Three: Was naked in Weasley's bed. Can wash, and wash, yet will never be clean. Or out of the tabloids.
Item Four: Clothing. Must somehow acquire... clothing.
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November 14th, 2005


periazhad
02:52 pm
asked by christeeena on Nov 13 2005 2:48PM

hey petah... why do you where a hoodie onstage when your just going to take it off anyway??? i was pondering that while i was making cupcakes.


answered by peter on Nov 13 2005 5:17PM

why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?

Question:

Pete, If you were on a deserted island and had to choose between an Ipod full of your favorite songs or Patrick, what would you pick?


answered by peter on Nov 13 2005 5:14PM

trick question. patrick is an ipod full of my favorite songs.

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November 7th, 2005


periazhad
03:24 pm - Squee!!!

Q:  i am offended that you refered to me as dude in the answer to my previous question. i am lacking a penis, care to provide me with one?

A. wow this question is obscenely hot. total fantasy material.


he's vegan so he likes granola, lettuce, and other crappy hippy stuff. not cool stuff like cookies and milk.


Q. Have you ever participated in a poetry slam, or even been to one?

A. that sounds a bit too much like a gangbang. other people make me too nervous to ever spend extended amounts of time around them/i think my writing sucks


Q. If you had a pet duck, what would you name it

dun dun dunnnnnCollapse )

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November 6th, 2005


periazhad
11:38 pm
Burke: Cristina, when we're on duty I can't be your boyfriend.
Cristina: Ok, so when we're on duty, I can have sex with someone else?

Addison: Stop being petty.
Derek: Stop being an adulterous bitch

George: Men don't buy tampons!
Izzie: You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!

Meredith: I can't stand them.
Cristina: Why? What do they do?
Meredith: Do? They do everything! They act cute, and watch movies together, and talk, and laugh, and share food, and... breathe...
Cristina: Get rid of them

I'm down with the rainbowCollapse )

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half_cockedgirl
11:34 pm - Karen is amusing...
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-6-05
category: senior quotes

the marshlands were swampedCollapse )

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periazhad
11:31 pm
Wesley: She's not a demon. She's a sick, sick girl. If there's even a chance she can be reasoned with...
Angel: There was. Last year, I had a shot at saving her. I was pulling her back from the brink when some British guy kidnaped her and made damn sure she'd never trust another living soul.
Cordelia: Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that "some British guy" ruined your. . . oh wait. That was you. Go on.

Cordelia: Here, another guy ran into something he referred to as The Bitch from Hell, who sent him home with paramedics.

Angel: I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.

Buffybot: He's evil. But you should see him naked.'

Xander: It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

Andrew: Your promises of happy fields and dancing schnauzers and being demigods won't work on me anymore.

'I see your Gyughhh! and raise you a Nyaghhh!'Collapse )
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November 5th, 2005


periazhad
05:56 pm - Firefly/Serenity
Mal: “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so. very. pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die"

Mal: “If anyone gets nosy, just…you know… shoot ‘em. ”
Zoe: “Shoot ‘em?”
Mal: “Politely.”

Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes. Only the exact word was “don’t”.

Mal: And Kaylee, what the hell’s goin’ on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Zoë: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Jayne: "Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. ... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Jaaayne! The man they call Jaaayne!Collapse )
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periazhad
05:23 pm - :) POTC
"Monkey!"
Jack Sparrow, POTC

"I'll buy you a hat. A really big one."
Jack Sparrow, POTC

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
Jack Sparrow, POTC

"You're not a eunuch are you?" - Jack
"I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it." - Will, POTC

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." Jack Sparrow, POTC
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November 4th, 2005


half_cockedgirl
11:56 pm - Fall Out Boy Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05
notes: all these quotes come from falloutboyrock.com, mostly the Q&A.

...and then they put a baboon heart in my chestCollapse )

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half_cockedgirl
11:43 pm - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-5-05
notes: these are all from Jack Handy, most from HERE. ah, how we love them things...

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.Collapse )

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half_cockedgirl
11:23 pm - Star Trek Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05
notes: another sadly neglected category. but it'll be better at some point. ADD TO IT, PEOPLE!!!!

Stop being an obtuse piece of flotsamCollapse )
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half_cockedgirl
11:04 pm - Senior Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05
notes: these are quotes collected since the beginning of the school year. many of them are in-jokes, but, whatever. it's not like this community is huge--probably most of anyone reading this is in on the joke. I've put in the credits, too :D

shoe shoe shoe--stop poking me!!!Collapse )

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half_cockedgirl
11:02 pm - Firefly/Serenity Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05
notes: there really should be a LOT more of these. I'll get on that. or get Karen to...

She’ll either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair; it’s a toss-upCollapse )
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half_cockedgirl
10:49 pm - 11th grade quotes
name: crazy_kity42
date: 11-4-05
notes: these are quotes collected at school and various other places from last year. I'll get the credits in here for some of the better ones when I get a chance.

Invisible Numbers: you can't see them, but they're there!Collapse )

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half_cockedgirl
10:46 pm - Shakespearean Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05


Let the sky rain potatoesCollapse )

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half_cockedgirl
10:38 pm - Buffy Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05

I made a little space for the cheese slices.Collapse )
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half_cockedgirl
10:37 pm - Random Quotes
name: half_cockedgirl
date: 11-4-05
notes: these are from last year. they are random. that is all.

Hey, you’ve got weasels on your faceCollapse )

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half_cockedgirl
10:35 pm - Hi!
Hi there! I'm going to be working like a working-type thing to get all my old quotes up on here. yay. okay, nothing further.

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